Damn it all.

Stephanie!

June 3, 2012 1:19 am

taupetoupee:

unseilie:

When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.

I was not expecting that plot twist.

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1:18 am
samanthamaeevee:

this is cute.

samanthamaeevee:

this is cute.

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1:17 am
  • News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
  • News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain: wat.
  • News in America: Man throws intestines at police
  • Britain: wat
  • News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
  • News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
  • Britain: Shit Canada.
  • America: You fucked up.
  • Canada: Man saws off own foot to avoid work
  • Japan: Man cooks own testicles and serves them to guests who willingly pay to eat them.
1:16 am
ask-the-onceler-of-time:

comeonandachewithme:

HELP AND REBLOG PLEASE.
if you do one thing today, fucking reblog this. You could be the reason for someone surviving. It takes seconds. Do it.

((I know I’ve already reblogged this, but I have a message I want to add.
I first reblogged this at around, say… one hour ago. I patted myself on the back for doing my part, and tried to go back to what I was doing before, namely writing for the blog.
The key word being tried.
What happened instead that I could only focus for a few minutes before I had to go back and see how many more notes were added.
Seeing as how the urge to write comes randomly at best, I just shrugged it off and went to read grreengrrl’s archieve (since I never follow a person without first reading everything on their tumblr page, and I always follow my followers back, even if it means I have 500 or more pages to read through.)
However, I still kept going back to this post. It was maddening to say the least, just staring there waiting for the counter to go up. It wasn’t even the almost obsessive refreshing of the page that was bothering me (I read Homestuck, for god’s sake!)
It was the realization that his friend is probably doing the exact same thing, looking to see how many people really care about his friend.
And so, I humbly ask my followers: please reblog this. If not for Willard’s sake, then for his friend.))

ask-the-onceler-of-time:

comeonandachewithme:

HELP AND REBLOG PLEASE.

if you do one thing today, fucking reblog this. You could be the reason for someone surviving. It takes seconds. Do it.


((I know I’ve already reblogged this, but I have a message I want to add.

I first reblogged this at around, say… one hour ago. I patted myself on the back for doing my part, and tried to go back to what I was doing before, namely writing for the blog.

The key word being tried.

What happened instead that I could only focus for a few minutes before I had to go back and see how many more notes were added.

Seeing as how the urge to write comes randomly at best, I just shrugged it off and went to read grreengrrl’s archieve (since I never follow a person without first reading everything on their tumblr page, and I always follow my followers back, even if it means I have 500 or more pages to read through.)

However, I still kept going back to this post. It was maddening to say the least, just staring there waiting for the counter to go up. It wasn’t even the almost obsessive refreshing of the page that was bothering me (I read Homestuck, for god’s sake!)

It was the realization that his friend is probably doing the exact same thing, looking to see how many people really care about his friend.

And so, I humbly ask my followers: please reblog this. If not for Willard’s sake, then for his friend.))

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1:16 am
ask-the-onceler-of-time:

comeonandachewithme:

HELP AND REBLOG PLEASE.
if you do one thing today, fucking reblog this. You could be the reason for someone surviving. It takes seconds. Do it.

((I know I’ve already reblogged this, but I have a message I want to add.
I first reblogged this at around, say… one hour ago. I patted myself on the back for doing my part, and tried to go back to what I was doing before, namely writing for the blog.
The key word being tried.
What happened instead that I could only focus for a few minutes before I had to go back and see how many more notes were added.
Seeing as how the urge to write comes randomly at best, I just shrugged it off and went to read grreengrrl’s archieve (since I never follow a person without first reading everything on their tumblr page, and I always follow my followers back, even if it means I have 500 or more pages to read through.)
However, I still kept going back to this post. It was maddening to say the least, just staring there waiting for the counter to go up. It wasn’t even the almost obsessive refreshing of the page that was bothering me (I read Homestuck, for god’s sake!)
It was the realization that his friend is probably doing the exact same thing, looking to see how many people really care about his friend.
And so, I humbly ask my followers: please reblog this. If not for Willard’s sake, then for his friend.))

ask-the-onceler-of-time:

comeonandachewithme:

HELP AND REBLOG PLEASE.

if you do one thing today, fucking reblog this. You could be the reason for someone surviving. It takes seconds. Do it.


((I know I’ve already reblogged this, but I have a message I want to add.

I first reblogged this at around, say… one hour ago. I patted myself on the back for doing my part, and tried to go back to what I was doing before, namely writing for the blog.

The key word being tried.

What happened instead that I could only focus for a few minutes before I had to go back and see how many more notes were added.

Seeing as how the urge to write comes randomly at best, I just shrugged it off and went to read grreengrrl’s archieve (since I never follow a person without first reading everything on their tumblr page, and I always follow my followers back, even if it means I have 500 or more pages to read through.)

However, I still kept going back to this post. It was maddening to say the least, just staring there waiting for the counter to go up. It wasn’t even the almost obsessive refreshing of the page that was bothering me (I read Homestuck, for god’s sake!)

It was the realization that his friend is probably doing the exact same thing, looking to see how many people really care about his friend.

And so, I humbly ask my followers: please reblog this. If not for Willard’s sake, then for his friend.))

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1:16 am
ask-the-onceler-of-time:

comeonandachewithme:

HELP AND REBLOG PLEASE.
if you do one thing today, fucking reblog this. You could be the reason for someone surviving. It takes seconds. Do it.

((I know I’ve already reblogged this, but I have a message I want to add.
I first reblogged this at around, say… one hour ago. I patted myself on the back for doing my part, and tried to go back to what I was doing before, namely writing for the blog.
The key word being tried.
What happened instead that I could only focus for a few minutes before I had to go back and see how many more notes were added.
Seeing as how the urge to write comes randomly at best, I just shrugged it off and went to read grreengrrl’s archieve (since I never follow a person without first reading everything on their tumblr page, and I always follow my followers back, even if it means I have 500 or more pages to read through.)
However, I still kept going back to this post. It was maddening to say the least, just staring there waiting for the counter to go up. It wasn’t even the almost obsessive refreshing of the page that was bothering me (I read Homestuck, for god’s sake!)
It was the realization that his friend is probably doing the exact same thing, looking to see how many people really care about his friend.
And so, I humbly ask my followers: please reblog this. If not for Willard’s sake, then for his friend.))

ask-the-onceler-of-time:

comeonandachewithme:

HELP AND REBLOG PLEASE.

if you do one thing today, fucking reblog this. You could be the reason for someone surviving. It takes seconds. Do it.


((I know I’ve already reblogged this, but I have a message I want to add.

I first reblogged this at around, say… one hour ago. I patted myself on the back for doing my part, and tried to go back to what I was doing before, namely writing for the blog.

The key word being tried.

What happened instead that I could only focus for a few minutes before I had to go back and see how many more notes were added.

Seeing as how the urge to write comes randomly at best, I just shrugged it off and went to read grreengrrl’s archieve (since I never follow a person without first reading everything on their tumblr page, and I always follow my followers back, even if it means I have 500 or more pages to read through.)

However, I still kept going back to this post. It was maddening to say the least, just staring there waiting for the counter to go up. It wasn’t even the almost obsessive refreshing of the page that was bothering me (I read Homestuck, for god’s sake!)

It was the realization that his friend is probably doing the exact same thing, looking to see how many people really care about his friend.

And so, I humbly ask my followers: please reblog this. If not for Willard’s sake, then for his friend.))

(via coffeetomybottle)

1:14 am

Tumblr knows we’re lazy

you-should-let-malik-you:

-Press J to scroll down per post
-Press K to scroll up per post 
-Press L to like a post
-Press Alt and the REBLOG button to reblog automatically 
-Press CTRL and the REBLOG button to open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab
-Press TAB to scroll back to the top of the dashboard

(Source: ohnoitstrixia, via pinkanberry)

1:08 am 12:15 am
tennathing:

ONE WOMAN CHEESEBURGER APOCALYPSE

tennathing:

ONE WOMAN CHEESEBURGER APOCALYPSE

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June 2, 2012 7:09 pm
CRAIG TUCKER MIGHT NOT BE GREAT WITH ROCKS BUT CRAIG TUCKER WILL NOT BE AFRAID OF THE BOAT.  (Taken with instagram)

CRAIG TUCKER MIGHT NOT BE GREAT WITH ROCKS BUT CRAIG TUCKER WILL NOT BE AFRAID OF THE BOAT. (Taken with instagram)